"Day 8: 3 Turn-Ons"

1. Good jawline, and/or side profile, and/or nice feet, and/or great smile, and/or beautiful collarbones.
I don’t have an explanation for why I’m attracted to these body parts, but I just find them so amazingly sexy. I haven’t met anyone with all five, except Amelie Mauresmo, which is why all five aren’t requirements, because apparently, it’s impossible (unless you're the aforementioned Amelie Mauresmo, in which case, you should call me!).
But hell, if you have even one of these, I’m probably drooling over it secretly, and you just don’t know it.

2. Smelling good.
I love that. When you smell good, I just want to hold you and smell you forever, especially resting my nose in that space between your jawline and shoulder.
Yeah, okay, that’s starting to sound a little creepy, even to me.

3. Gramatically-correct spoken and written English.
This has to be the sexiest thing in the history of sexy things. Whenever I meet someone who speaks and writes great English without forcing it, I automatically have this urge to jump them.
Yum.